Jack broke into Williams Sonoma this afternoon and immediately attempted to heist his favorite kitchen implement (note right hand). Wanted posters went up pretty quickly in Friendship Heights, not so friendly, as it turns out, to a wisk thief. Jack made for the escalator, then the elevator (he loves words starting with 'e' and involving machinery)... As you can see by the second pose, he scoffs in the general direction of any member of local law enforcment foolish enough to think they might make a name for themselves by "mixing it up" with Jack the Wisker.
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