Vanity Fair, 23-Month Edition

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We haven't done a Vanity Fair in a while and these three photos present the perfect opporunity to revist Jack's homage to VF asking an actor or actress to make faces to go with certain, usually outrageous, situations.

Here we go!

Photo #1: You've just been told there was broccoli in that sandwich.

Photo #2: You've just been told no girls until you're five!

Photo #3: You've just been told that at the rate you're going you're gonna be an only kid for a while.

Jack-lander, Male Model

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."
There have been some rumblings in the blogosphere lately about Jack focusing too much on sports. So we thought we'd show you his softer side with a few snaps from his recent trip to Bloomingdale's. Here he is doing Kanye, asking, "Does this hat make me look short?" and hitting the (lighted) platform to show he can run with the boys from Bryant Park.

The Shot

After dunking on a kid-sized hoop for a while (see below), Jackie wandered out of the playroom and into his first big-time gym today. (He actually found it on his own and insisted on going in.) Then he took what will forever be known - in this family, anyway - as, "The Shot."

Big Boy Will Dunk It

Ignoring warnings from the officials about hanging on the rim, Jackie took it hard to the goal on his 23-month birthday today. He said, "No, Daddy, no!" when I pulled the rim down an inch to make it easier for him. Then he proved he could do it on his own.

Laurie Berkner, Part II

Jack did it up right for his first concert, scoring backstage passes (thanks Beka!), flashing the rock-out sign (sort of), and stealing a kiss from the lead singer after the show! Though he was a bit nervous - note the fingers.

Laurie Berkner, Part I

Jackie saw his first live concert today, rockin' out to the great Laurie Berkner Band. He spent the first few songs with his mouth open (first photo), as though he could scarcely believe Laurie was real. Then he put his lovie on his head, for "Pig on Her Head," then we ventured up to the stage for some true fandom. Jackie was seriously hooked - and lasted for a 90-minute set and then some (see Part II).