Back by popular demand (go Tara!), here is Jack, starring in his third installment of Vanity Fair's "In Character." Graydon still hasn't called, but we're getting in plenty of rehearsal time here at Studio J.
1. You've just had Chief Justice Roberts shoot down one of the more nuanced arguments of your Supreme Court case. As a constructionist and decidedly "unempathetic" SCJ, Roberts hasn't quite grasped what you're saying. You'll need to explain things to him one-more-time.
2. You've just realized that for the first you have out-pooped your diaper. The small of your back feels funny. Mommy won't be pleased.
3. Chief Justice Roberts is rebutting your rebuttal. You've heard this all before.
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