Down at Colonel's, where breakfast is, er, available (a competitive advantage in Northeast Harbor), Jack did his best to impress the waitress, Jill, with his cube toy. As Dave Barry says, we swear, we are not making this up.
"You see," he said, "this is my cube toy. If you really want to know, it's called the Lamaze PeekaBoo Clutch Cube, and it's pretty great. Here's how it works. You can do this, you can do that, it has a lion, it has a monkey, it has a panda. Not bad, eh? You wanna try? OK, wait, I didn't mean you could actually have it. And what's with the black fingernails? Sheesh, what kind of town is this, anyway?"
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