OK, so it's not actually Vanity Fair, and it wasnt photographed by Howard Schatz, but here are some of the many faces of Baby Jack after just one week.
Here's a sampling of the assignments we gave him:
1. You're hungry, but being offered something that doesn't come in a boob shaped container. You're not sure you trust it.
2. You love Guinness. You've just finished the first pint of your life and there's a bit of froth still lingering on your upper lip.
3. You've had four pints of Guinness. You're a little drunk. Mom says, "You're the cutest baby on the block," to which you say, "Aww shucks, I know."
4. You're Alan Greenspan and the global economy has just collapsed. Some think you're partially reponsible. The interviewer asks you, "Is capitalism broken and will market fundamentals ever be the same?"
This child is just SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!! I can't TAKE it!
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